Two guys are in a motel that is 173 stories tall. They are sitting at a bar on the top floor. They are sitting around drinking and having a good time, when one guy says to the other, "Hey man, did you know that when you are this high in the air, you can jump out the window, and the wind will float you into the window of the 56th floor?" The other guy responds, "No Way!" So the first guy demonstrates it. He takes off running and jumps out the window! Then the wind picks him up and twirls him around and he flies through the window of the 56th floor and takes the elevator back up to the top floor. The other guy doesn't believe what he has just witnessed and asks to see it again. The first guy is happy to oblige. Well, after about three more times of showing the other guy the neat physics with air pressure of the winds, the first guy asks the other guy to try it. The other guy is still a little skeptical. "With my luck, I'd jump out and the wind would be blowing in the wrong direction. I would end up being pushed to the ground!" "No way, that could never happen. It always works. Everytime, it does!!" The other guy asks the first guy to demonstrate it one last time. The first guy does and the wind twirls him around, picks him up, and throws him through the 56th floor window. The other guy keeps his end of the bargain and takes off running. He jumps out of the window and 'spat' The bartender turns over to the first guy and says, "Ya know, you are a real jerk when youv'e been drinking Superman!"
Joke 7
Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.
He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, 'Bout what?"
Joke 8
One day there were two aggies walking down a dirt path. One of them had a big potato sack over his shoulder. The other decided to ask what was in the sack.
When he asked, the man said, ''I got me some chickens for dinner tonight. Mmm Mmm Mmm... Chicken sure sounds good tonight.''
The other one wanted to know how many chickens were in the sack.
''Well I'll tell you,'' replied the man, ''If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack I'll give them both to you.''
Joke 9
Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a plane.
"Where you flyin' to?" says the southern woman. The northern woman turns up her nose.
"Don't you know you should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition?" The southern woman thinks about this for a second.
"Where you flyin' to, bitch?"
Joke 10
Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"
Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"
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